I want to learn sign language, then I can actually say mean things about people. As of late, all I can do is make a bunch of crazy gestures, point at someone, then laugh. But whats even better is whispering this to a friend, "I'm going to point at So-n-So, when I'm done, laugh, then whisper something back to me." It works like a charm. Do it well and your enemies will be super paranoid, and you and your friend will have uncontrollable fits of giggles! So yeah, I want to learn sign language, or German.